El Capitano: Ready! Aim!
Kevin Kubusheskie: Wait a minute. Stop the execution.
El Capitano: What is it this time?
Kevin Kubusheskie: Wha...
Alasdair Gillis: [entering, interrupting] What are you, some kinda nerd or something? I mean, how long have you been trying to shoot this wimp here, anyway?
El Capitano: Well...
Alasdair Gillis: You call yourself a capitano?
El Capitano: Si.
Alasdair Gillis: Why, you couldn't even captain a blasted ship in your bathtub.
El Capitano: What?
Alasdair Gillis: Get outta my way and I'll show you how it's done.
Alasdair Gillis: [taking his sword aggressively] Ready! Aim! Fire!
[two shots ring out but Kevin isn't hit]
Kevin Kubusheskie: [delighted] He missed! Ha-ha!
Alasdair Gillis: Whadda you mean "He missed!" You call that a firing squad?
El Capitano: Si.
Alasdair Gillis: [shoving the sword back into El Capitano's hand] Stay here.
[Alasdair walks off camera. El Capitano and Kevin watch as Alasdair, apparently, roughs up the squad]
Alasdair Gillis: [returning, covered in dust] There, that outta show 'em who's boss.
El Capitano: What did you do to the firing squad? And what am I going to do WITHOUT a firing squad. Hm?
Kevin Kubusheskie: Could take a coffee break.
El Capitano: Hey, dhat's a good idea. HEY, AMIGOS, COFFEE BREAK!
El Capitano: [to Kevin] Come on. Hey, you want a coffee?
El Capitano: [as Alasdair moves to join them] NOT YOU!
[El Capitano walks off with a buddy arm around Kevin and Kevin sticks his tongue out at Alasdair]