Abby Hagyard: Valerie Prevort, Health Nut, Clown

Quotes 

• [Trick-or-treating at the door of an adult flower child nets the kids alfalfa sprouts, green noodles, wheat germ and kelp as treats] 

  Alasdair Gillis : [looking down at his green noodles]  What kind a treat is this?

  Health Nut : Well, it's all natural. Like, I'm not gonna give you candy and stuff to rot your teeth. This is GOOD for you. It builds fiber. It'll make ya regular. Bye.