All About Steve (2009)
Sandra Bullock: Mary Horowitz
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Quotes
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Mary Horowitz : Mary, why do you wear those stupid red boots all the time? You wanna know why? Because it makes my toes feel like 10 friends on a camping trip, that's why.
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Mary Horowitz : On the journey of life, just find someone as normal as you. If not, a whole bunch.
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Mary Horowitz : I think you mean, am I conscious? Not, am I conscience?
[People Chuckling]
Mary Horowitz : 'Conscious' means alert and awake. 'Conscience' is your inner morality gauge... you know, the thing that stops you from doing bad things... e.g., killing, stealing, harming helpless animals and whatnot.
Vasquez : Can we leave her down there?
Mary Horowitz : To answer your question, yes, I am conscious. My leg is bleeding, though I'll probably live. Yours truly, Mary Horowitz. P.S. Did anyone lose a little deaf girl? I found one. She's fine, other than not being able to hear, I mean.
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Mary Horowitz : I will eat you like a mountain lion.
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Mary Horowitz : There's over a million Stevens with a "V" in the country. It's much more popular than the "PH" way. Twice as popular, in fact. I think it was the the Brits who prefer their PH's.
Steve : [in British accent] Yeah. Not as much as their fish and chips.
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Mary Horowitz : It's a raw iron made from iron and coke. And by coke, I mean the carbonaceous residue, not the cola... or the booger sugar.
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Mary Horowitz : With your big old hands. Just grabbed my little puppies and went to town.
[Giggles]
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Mary Horowitz : Yeah, if I, uh, I had a car on my way to Galveston I could go through Durant, Oklahoma where they have the World's Largest Peanut.
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Mary Horowitz : When I was a fledgling cruciverbalist, that means crossword constructor...
