30 Rock (TV Series)
Tracy Does Conan (2006)
Tracy Morgan: Tracy Jordan
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Quotes
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Tracy Jordan : I'm bugging out! I'm bugging out? I'm bugging out!
Liz Lemon : Tracy! Who is your doctor?
Tracy Jordan : Dr. Spaceman! Dr. Spaceman!
Liz Lemon : Oh, brother. Look around. We have to find his medication.
[finds Tracy's medication, prescribed by Dr. Leo Spaceman]
Liz Lemon : Wow, Dr. Spaceman. I owe you an apology, Tray.
Dr. Leo Spaceman : [answering phone] This is Dr. Leo Spa-che-men.
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Tracy Jordan : I have to be charming on Conan tonight. This is my chance to redeem myself with mainstream America.
Toufer : Okay, well. Just tell us some things about your life, and we'll try to punch it up and make it talk show-worthy.
Pete : Maybe something about you and your wife.
Tracy Jordan : Me and my wife like to play rape. She go in the bathroom and do her hair. Then, I'll put on a ski mask...
Frank Rossitano : Hey, uh, you got anything about being a dad? People eat that garbage up.
Tracy Jordan : I like to walk around my house naked, to remind my oldest son who's still got the biggest ding-dong.
Pete : No.
Tracy Jordan : Or I could tell the story of how I met Sharon Stone.
Pete : What was that?
Tracy Jordan : I was pooping in the ladies' room at The Ivy...
Pete : No.
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Tracy Jordan : Where your feet at, blue man?
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Tracy Jordan : What else is on my mind-grapes?