- [first lines]
- Roddy St. James: Gilbert, Sullivan, Prepare the obstacle course!
- Gilbert: Uh, Sir are you certain you wouldn't rather have a nice snack? Some crackers, a bit of brie.
- Roddy St. James: Crackers? Brie? Gilbert, we're here to stretch our legs, to navigate the hazards of the wild. Adventure now nibbles later.
- Sullivan: Yes, sir. Um, it's just.. well you see...
- Roddy St. James: Listen, I promise we won't go anywhere near the vases this time.
- Gilbert: I should hope not, sir.
- Roddy St. James: Come on, fellows, time's a wasting. Chop-Chop.
- Sullivan: Very good, sir.