- [Jokey sends a surprise box down the river to Vanity, but it doesn't go off]
- Jokey Smurf: [shakes the box] Something's wrong.
- [the surprise box explodes]
- Jokey Smurf: Oh, of all the bad luck!
- Handy Smurf: Now to hammer the wicket into place and my smurfberry smurfer is done.
- Grouchy Smurf: I hate smurfberry smurfers.
- [just when Handy is about to hit the nail, Vanity walks by]
- Vanity Smurf: [takes the hammer] Excuse me, Handy. I need the hammer.
- [Handy slips, crashes into his invention, and a bucket of smurfberries falls on Grouchy and Clumsy]
- Clumsy Smurf: Uh, gee, uh, that sure was bad luck.
- Grouchy Smurf: I hate bad luck.
- [Vanity starts hammering a piece of unbreakable silver to make his new mirror. The hammering greatly disturbs the other Smurfs and continues into the night]
- Vanity Smurf: [to the Smurfs] I'm finished hammering now!
- Papa Smurf: [in his bed] Hmph! It's about time.
- Smurfette: [yawns in her bed] At last. Now I can get some sleep.
- Greedy Smurf: [holds a pie while in bed] Ah, time for a smurficious bedtime snack.
- [a terrible screeching sound is heard, causing Greedy to drop his pie on his face. The sound turns out to be Vanity polishing his mirror, which disturbs the other Smurfs again]
- Smurfette: Ooh! That's even worse than that terrible hammering!
- [Lazy is completely unaffected by the noise and continues sleeping. Vanity continues to polish his mirror until he notices Papa Smurf, Hefty, Smurfette, and several other Smurfs behind him]
- Vanity Smurf: Well, I have to polish my mirror, don't I?
- Smurfs: NOT UNTIL MORNING!
- Hefty Smurf: Or else!
- [the Smurfs all wake up exhausted]
- Handy Smurf: [yawns] What a night. I barely smurfed a wink.
- Hefty Smurf: Me neither.
- [Lazy wakes up from his bed happily]
- Lazy Smurf: [yawns] What a nice morning. I smurfed like a baby last night.
- Smurfette: I fell on my little smurf.
- Clumsy Smurf: Well, I bumped my head, stubbed my toe, hit my crazy bone, dropped a rock on my knee, fell on my little blue...
- Smurfs: SMURF UP!
- Greedy Smurf: I dropped my cake.
- Grouchy Smurf: I hate bad luck.
- Brainy Smurf: My glasses broke.
- Lazy Smurf: I can't sleep.
- Smurfs: YOU can't sleep?
- Smurfette: No more bad luck now, right, Papa Smurf?
- Papa Smurf: Not anymore, Smurfette.
- [someone starts talking backwards. Everyone gasps as they see a copy of Papa Smurf standing behind him]
- Papa Smurf: Oh, no! It can't be! Not another double!
- Jokey Smurf: Yes, it can! I mean...
- [as he continues talking backwards, Papa Smurf pulls off the double's beard and realizes it's only Jokey in disguise]
- Jokey Smurf: [as he is tossed away] Ouch! Papa Smurf has no sense of humor!