You Can't Do That on Television (TV Series)

Strike Now (1981)

Kevin Schenk: Kevin

Quotes 

• Kevin Schenk : Dad, I feel well enough to go to school this morning.

  Lance Prevort : Are you sure you're not faking it?

• Christine McGlade : Do you realize they pay me the same as they pay the 10-year-olds?

  Kevin Schenk : But you're the same SIZE as the 10-year-olds.

• Kevin Schenk : Dad?

  Lance Prevort : What? What?

  Kevin Schenk : Can I have some money to go and play pinball?

  Lance Prevort : No. No.

  Kevin Schenk : Well, if you don't give me any money, I'm leavin' home.

  Lance Prevort : Good. Terrific. Here's your bus fare.

  [Lance exits, laughing derisively] 

  Kevin Schenk : [to the camera after counting the money]  Sometimes it's so easy - I'm ashamed of myself.