You Can't Do That on Television (TV Series)

Dating (1981)

Les Lye: El Capitano, Lance Prevort, Barth Baggs, Ross Ewich, Nasti, Mr. Schidtler

Quotes 

• [At Barth's Burgery, motormouth Lisa finally get off the wall phone] 

  Lisa Ruddy : Okay. Yes. Call back again. Okay. Bye.

  Barth Baggs : Dyah, you've been on that phone for an hour. Who were you talkin' to?

  Lisa Ruddy : I don't know. It was for you.

• Narrator : You Can't Do That On Television has been a Wrong Number Production.

• Mr. Schidtler : All right, who is an expert on dating?

  The Class : [all raise their hands to be called on]  Oh, sir, I am, sir, sir, me sir...

  Mr. Schidtler : All right. Everyone's an expert on dating. Good.

  Mr. Schidtler : [unrolls a long scroll]  Here is a list of 1000 historical events. Homework assignment is to put a date alongside every one.