- Elvira Best: Sam, do you really have to go? Couldn't you just stay home today? We could play the brave union soldier meets the innocent Southern belle...
- Daniel Best: Hey, I know that game... isn't that the one you guys play right after dad says 'Hey, honey, is Daniel asleep?'
- Marshal Sam Best: All right, Granger, you're going to jail until that dress of yours is going outta style.