Baby Mama (2008)

Dax Shepard: Carl

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• Carl : My first thought about Angie carrying someone else's baby? I thought... My wife is gonna have sex with somebody else's husband to do this?...

  Angie Ostrowiski : - Out of the question...

  Carl : - that's gonna cost extr - out of the question, right. Out of the question.

• Carl : I want you back. I haven't had sex in 2 weeks.

  Angie Ostrowiski : I've been gone for a month.

• Carl : [angrily breaking up with Angie]  I'm going to bang all your friends. Consider them banged!