You Can't Do That on Television (TV Series)
Rules and Regulations (1983)
Natalie Salat: Natalie
Quotes
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[Vanessa and Natalie enter Mr. Schidtler's class, with Vanessa singing a funeral dirge and Natalie carrying a covered food dish]
Natalie Salat : I brought you your breakfast from home economics class, just like you asked, sir.
Mr. Schidtler : Thank you Natalie and Vanessa. Mmm-mmm-mm! Natalie? Na-ta-lieeee.
Natalie Salat : Yes, sir.
Mr. Schidtler : This breakfast isn't cooked. In fact, the eggs and the steak are raw!
Natalie Salat : Oh, yes, I know, sir, but there's nothing I can do about it, sir. There's a new rule. The school board says that we're not allowed to cook on a hot stove in case we burn ourselves, so I cooked your breakfast on a cold stove. Now, eat it up before it gets warm!
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Natalie Salat : I really don't understand adults. The don't seem to worry about leaving us with filthy air, dirty water, acid rain, and half a million nuclear warheads, but they get REAL uptight about whether video games are good for us.