Kevin Kubusheskie: Kevin Kubusheskie

Quotes 

• Kevin Kubusheskie : Barth's making a sandwich board.

  Liz Richardson : Why? Aren't his sandwiches boring enough already?

  Barth Baggs : Dyah, I heard that!

• Kevin Kubusheskie : [at the arcade]  I was just playing this game and during the most exciting part, up on the screen comes a commercial.

  Blip : Oh... yeah... well "advertising oils the wheels of business." T'yeah! Besides, it pays well, heh-heh.

  Kevin Kubusheskie : You mean you've got commercials on all of these games?

  Blip : Yeah! You don't seem to mind them on television.

  Kevin Kubusheskie : It's a rip-off!

  Blip : Listen, if ya don't like it, ya don't have to pay.

  Kevin Kubusheskie : Well... they're not THAT bad.

• Mr. Schidtler : Good morning. Oh, do you know what a joy it is to walk in here and see those beaming faces? Up in the staff lounge just now, the rest of the teachers and I were saying how wonderful it is to teach you. I mean, you're so well-behaved, and you always do all your homework and never give us any trouble.

  Kevin Kubusheskie : Is that all true, sir? Uhm, do you really say all those nice things about us when you have meetings with the other teachers?

  Mr. Schidtler : You out of your tree, Kubusheskie? This is an opposite skit.

• Kevin Kubusheskie : Mom bought some of these new TV dinners.

  [Kevin drops a coin through a slit in the tin foil] 

  Alasdair Gillis : Kevin, why did you just put a quarter in that section?

  Kevin Kubusheskie : 'Cause they're Pay TV dinners, dummy.

• Christine McGlade : D'you catch the game on TV last night?

  Kevin Kubusheskie : Oh, yeah, like he's throw that ball likes nobody, eh?

  Christine McGlade : Kevin, sometimes I just can't understand a word you say. Where... where did you learn to talk like that?

  Kevin Kubusheskie : From watching them sport interviews.

• [Kevin gets drenched] 

  Kevin Kubusheskie : Come on, guys! I said "What are you talking about?" not "Water you ta..."

  [Kevin gets drenched again] 

• Christine McGlade : Why is television called a medium?

  Kevin Kubusheskie : I don't know. Why?

  Christine McGlade : Because it's neither rare nor well-done.

• Nasti : Whadda you think of this camp advertisement? Now, listen... listen here: "Spacious individual rooms, air-conditioning, pool, and exceptionally vell-eqvipped ca... uhm..." Wait a minute.

  Nasti : [lifts eye patch to read better]  Oh, "... constant individual attention from concerned and attentive staff. Exercise equipment tone and stretch each muscle. Plenty of time for relaxation."

  Kevin Kubusheskie : [shackled to the dungeon wall]  Oh, wow, I'd LOVE to go THERE.

  Nasti : No-no, you ARE there. This is the advertisement for THIS place. Why do you think your parents sent you here? See ya around.