You Can't Do That on Television (TV Series)
Smoking (1981)
Christine McGlade: Old Lady
Quotes
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Christine McGlade : Did you hear the story about the peacock?
Kevin Schenk : No.
Christine McGlade : Oh, too bad, because it's a beautiful tale.
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Ross Ewich : You know, I hate it when, uh, guys throw, uh, cigarettes in the technicians' toilet.
Christine McGlade : Mm, why? Does it clog the toilet?
Ross Ewich : Oh, no-no-no. It makes 'em so soggy you can't light 'em.
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Kevin Schenk : I took a cab ride home last night when I realized I didn't have enough money to pay the cab driver.
Christine McGlade : Oh, no. What'd you do?
Kevin Schenk : I told him "Pull over at Mac's Milk. I want to buy a flashlight."
Christine McGlade : What'd you want a flashlight for?
Kevin Schenk : That's what he asked me. I said I dropped a fifty dollar bill on the floor and I couldn't find it in the dark.
Christine McGlade : And then what?
Kevin Schenk : Then I went into Mac's Milk and - would you believe it? - when I left, the driver and the cab were both gone.