"You Can't Do That on Television" Crime and Vandalism (TV Episode 1981) - Les Lye as El Capitano, Lance Prevort, Barth Baggs, Ross Ewich, Nasti, Mr. Schidtler, Announcer, Seth Pool

Barth Baggs : Dyah, I heard that!
Announcer : Mr. Rogers Vandalizes The Neighborhood will not be seen in order that we may bring you the program which we've managed to steal.
Rodney Helal : [enters the locker room holding his butt] Coach?

Coach : Yeah?

Rodney Helal : The next time you tell the principal I stole two bases, will you also please tell him it's nothing wrong?
Mr. Schidtler : Vandals broke into the school office last night and stole all this year's examination papers. I'm afraid, kids, you're not going to be able to write this year's examination.

Kevin Schenk : [dripping with sarcasm] Too bad, sir. What a pity, sir. I'm heart-broken. I really am.

Mr. Schidtler : So, instead, you are going to write NEXT year's examination, now.

Kevin Schenk : NEXT year's exam! We'll all FAIL!

Mr. Schidtler : [smiling] Too bad. What a pity. I'm heart-broken. I really am.

Les Lye: El Capitano, Lance Prevort, Barth Baggs, Ross Ewich, Nasti, Mr. Schidtler, Announcer, Seth Pool