Made of Honor (2008)

Patrick Dempsey: Tom

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Quotes 

• Tom : Nobody in the world makes me laugh the way you do. You're my best friend. I just wanna be with you.

• [last lines] 

  Tom : Oh, Monica...

  Hannah : Oh, Bill...

• Tom : Joan, good to see you, it's been too long. I think, uh, Easter, wasn't it?

  Joan : Yes, you slept with our maid.

  Tom : She told you. I didn't know she spoke English.

• [discussing the Bridemaid's dresses] 

  Melissa : What's your dress size, Tom?

  Tom : I don't know. What's your jock size, Melissa?

• Hannah : You've slept with half my floor.

  Tom : Well, half your floor was female.

• Christie - Wife #6 : If you're a bad boy, I'm gonna spank you!

  [she spanks Tom] 

  Tom : Ow! Ok, I've got something to say to you.

  [Hannah kicks him] 

  Tom : Ow!

  Christie - Wife #6 : Tom, I just want you to know that if you need anything, money, advice, help with girl problems, you can always come to me. I'd like you to think of me as a real mother.

  Tom : Alright, sure

  [Tom's dad comes over] 

  Christie - Wife #6 : Oh, here he is!

  Thomas Bailey Sr. : She's just as drunk as the night we met.

  [Tom starts to take a drink from his whiskey but Christie snatches it away and drinks it herself] 

  Tom : Oh got right on ahead.

  Thomas Bailey Sr. : [Slaps Tom]  You're a bad influence on her!

  Tom : Wha-? Me?

  [Thomas Sr. and Christie walk off] 

  Hannah : He knows that he can just date right?

  Tom : No, I don't think so.

  [They laugh] 

• Tom : I have a theory.

  Hannah : Oh, Casanova has a theory.

• Tom : I'm sorry I can't break that rule. I have a rule about that.

• [Tom spots a golden retriever] 

  Tom : [to the dog]  Hello there... And who would you be?

  [cuddling the dog] 

  Tom : I love you. Yes I do. I love you. You are so Beautiful. Yes you are. Your beautiful face.. I love you, love you, love you.

  Hannah : You should try saying that to a human sometime.

• Hannah : Are you hitting on me?

  Tom : No. I am going of your look.

  Hannah : My look?

  Tom : Yeah. Your doggy bowl look.

  Hannah : Are you calling me a dog?

  Tom : No. It's a theory I have.

  Hannah : Oh. Casanova has a theory.

  Tom : Yeah. When a girl is attracted to a guy, she has a look. Its her tell, like Poker. Its the same look a dog gets just before you put down the bowl.

  Hannah : You are offensive! And you're crazy!

• Tom : I'm honest. I believe honesty is the best policy.

  Hannah : All right. You want me to be honest with you?

  Tom : Sure.

  [Hannah takes the rag off Tom's face] 

  Hannah : I'm majoring in fine art.

  Tom : Right.

  Hannah : I'm studying the golden proportions of the human face. And you're nose is bent and and it drips down at the bottom. A feature that is accentuated by the thinness of your upper lip. And your eyes, are too far apart, but they have to be to accommodate that bent nose. And I feel sorry for you, that you have to validate yourself through insatiable-meaningless, ego sport-sex with insecure girls like my roommate. I would never have sex with someone...

  [throws the rag at Tom] 

  Hannah : like you.

  Tom : Wow. Wow! Hey, come here.

  [catches up with Hannah] 

  Tom : That was amazing.

  Hannah : What was?

  Tom : The honesty. That was better than sex without the uh... without the crying.

  Hannah : Actually, it did feel pretty good.

  Tom : Yeah, no one's ever been that honest with me before.

  Hannah : It's called a friend.

  Tom : I'm Tom, by the way.

  Hannah : Hannah.

  Tom : Hannah. That's a palindrome.

  Hannah : Well, good night.

  Tom : Good night.

  [kisses Hannah's hand] 

  Hannah : Your hand's clammy.

  Tom : I can see through your nightgown.

• Tom : Look, Hannah... I pride myself with being honest with everybody, but there's somebody I've been lying to for a very long time: Myself. Because, the truth is... it's scary. And 10 years ago, I got in bed with the wrong girl. She turned out to be the right one. I love you, Hannah. I always have. And I always will.

  Hannah : Thomas Bailey... you are the worst maid of honor of all time.

  [They kiss each other] 

• Stephanie : Okay, we only have nine days before we leave for Scotland, so, we have to act quickly.

  Melissa : Exactly. I've been a MOH six times so I'll organize everything that needs to be done. Even though I'm not officially the MOH here.

  Tom : What is a MOH?

  Melissa : M-O-H.

  Stephanie : Oh, maid of honor. That's you.

  Tom : Oh, that's clever. Yeah.

  Hannah : [on the phone]  No, it's going great. Very smoothly.

  [cuts back to Tom and the bridesmaids] 

  Stephanie : So, we've got the bridal shower, the bachelorette, dress fittings, the kilt...

  Melissa : I'll do the kilts.

  Stephanie : Okay. Oh, good. Uh, shopping for Hannah's trousseau. That's gonna be fun.

  Tom : Trousseau? What is a trousseau?

  Melissa : It's lingerie.

  Tom : Oh.

• Melissa : How do you expect to be a good MOH if you don't even know that?

  Tom : She's talking to me.

  Melissa : No, I didn't.

  Tom : You just did.

  Melissa : Oh, I'm sorry, Tom. Did I break a rule?

• Stephanie : How about we focus on the wedding part?

  Hilary : Good idea. Let's do that.

  Stephanie : Okay, I need dress sizes.

  Melissa : I'm a four.

  Stephanie : Hey.

  Hilary : Eight.

  Melissa : [spits out her drink]  I'm sorry.

  Stephanie : You know, Hilary, uh, do you think that maybe you'd just be more... comfortable in, like, a 12?

  Hilary : No, it'll be fine. I'm doing the Dr. Riverbed fast.

  [holds up a bottle] 

  Melissa : Oh, yeah.

  Tom : What is that?

  Hilary : Water, peach resin, apple pectin, shark extract and Lawry's seasoning salt.

  Tom : What about food?

  Hilary : Look, I am going to look amazing in that dress, I am going to meet a Scottish man and I'm gonna be happy.

  [to Stephanie] 

  Hilary : Write down an 8.

  Stephanie : Got it.

  Melissa : What's your dress size, maid of honor?

  Tom : I don't know. What's your jock size, Melissa?

  Stephanie : Okay, guys. That's enough. It's enough.