Chode: I know a robot who's gonna get his ass kicked.
Six: [masaging the Governor] You're awfully tense, Mr. Governor, you have knots all up and down your spine.
Governor Smith N. Wesson: Actually, that's shrapnel.
Chode: [to Aidan] There's bound to be a bit of friction between two alpha males such as yourselves. I should know, my own father and I once fought over the same toothless hooker.
Chode: [the pacifist teenagers groan] Hey, don't knock it till you tried it.