Tripping the Rift (TV Series)

Aliens, Guns & a Monkey (2004)

Stephen Root: Chode

Quotes 

• Gus : Is money all you ever think about?

  Chode : Well, that and snatcheroosky... 'less there's a game on.

• Gus : Ugh. Nice landing.

  Chode : Hey! You try driving sober!

• Whip : How are we ever gonna find him?

  Chode : Kid, I don't know everything.

  Gus : Do you know anything?

  Chode : I know a robot who's gonna get his ass kicked.

• Chode : [to Aidan]  There's bound to be a bit of friction between two alpha males such as yourselves. I should know, my own father and I once fought over the same toothless hooker.

  Chode : [the pacifist teenagers groan]  Hey, don't knock it till you tried it.