Family Guy (TV Series)

Road to Rupert (2007)

Patrick Warburton: Joe Swanson

Quotes 

• Peter Griffin : Hey, Joe.

  Joe Swanson : Good morning, Peter. I'm here to revoked your driver's license.

  Peter Griffin : What? Why?

  Joe Swanson : We got reckless driving, disturbing the peace, plus the driver of one of the other cars was a virgin whose hymen was busted by the airbag, so rape.