Smart People (2008)

Sarah Jessica Parker: Janet Hartigan

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Quotes 

• Janet Hartigan : [shows up uninvited]  Am I interrupting anything?

  Chuck Wetherhold : No, welcome. We could use some anti-venom in the snake pit.

• Janet Hartigan : I'm sorry I called you an arrogant windbag the other night.

  Lawrence Wetherhold : You called me a *pompous* windbag the other night.

• Lawrence Wetherhold : Why would you have a baby with me?

  Janet Hartigan : Because you don't know how to properly use a condom.

  Lawrence Wetherhold : Message received.

• Lawrence Wetherhold : Just go home and get some sleep, and get the perfect SAT score.

  Vanessa Wetherhold : That's what I've been trying to do.

  Lawrence Wetherhold : mercurial...

  Vanessa Wetherhold : I learned that word in the 5th grade.

  Lawrence Wetherhold : fecundity...

  Vanessa Wetherhold : Ah, English is my first language.

  Lawrence Wetherhold : uxorious...

  Vanessa Wetherhold : That's appropriately obscure - mind you I know it. Overly fond of one's wife.

  Lawrence Wetherhold : That's my girl.

  Janet Hartigan : I have a good one. eft...

  Vanessa Wetherhold : Let me ponder... Short in stature. Diminutive.

  Janet Hartigan : No I'm sorry, eft is a young newt.

• Janet Hartigan : I like suburban Pittsburgh for Christmas.

  Lawrence Wetherhold : Yes. Really gliferous. Euro. Paris of uh, western Pennsylvania.

• [Vanessa has just hung up on Janet after a passive aggressive telephone conversation] 

  Janet Hartigan : [muttering to herself under her breath]  Bitch.

  Vanessa Wetherhold : [muttering to herself under her breath]  Bitch.