- Redd Foxx: [talking to a member of the audience] You sure look like Jesus, sir. I mean, Master. I knew you were gonna be here , cause I saw it on a rock on the highway, "Jesus is Coming!" I thought it was a porno!
- [audience hisses]
- Redd Foxx: What do you mean hiss? If you don't like the show, pack it up and haul it!