Stargate: Atlantis (TV Series)

Tao of Rodney (2006)

Jason Momoa: Ronon Dex

Quotes 

• Dr. Rodney McKay : You know, we could be a team. You could be my sidekick.

  Ronon Dex : "Sidekick".

  Dr. Rodney McKay : Yeah, it'd be like Batman and Ronon. Has a nice ring to it.

  Ronon Dex : Yeah, you keep eating like that, it's more like Fatman.

• Ronon Dex : I try not to let things I can't change bother me.

• Dr. Rodney McKay : Oh, I'm fine. No, yes, and it doesn't.

  Dr. Elizabeth Weir : What?

  Dr. Rodney McKay : I can read your mind. Uh, everyone's actually. That was very cool for the first, like, ten seconds there, but now I'm finding it a little disturbing, so I'm trying to tune it out as much as I possibly can... well, sort of. Anyways, look, I wanted to get your permission to access the Control Chair. I've got some pretty interesting ideas for maximising our ZPM. I reconfigured the city's power systems, it's too complicated to explain, but trust me when I say that you are going to be incredibly happy with the results. Look, Elizabeth, I know you have every right not to trust me but I promise you, I'm gonna make things much, much better, OK? Good.

  [McKay looks at Ronon] 

  Dr. Rodney McKay : She wants you to shoot me if you think for even one second that I might be trying to take over the city for my own evil purposes. I'm kidding. That was a joke. Is your weapon set to, uh, stun? Wait, never mind.

  [McKay closes his eyes and Ronon's gun beeps] 

  Dr. Rodney McKay : There, I did it myself. OK, to the Chair Room, Ronon.

  [McKay leaves] 

  Ronon Dex : Can I shoot him now?

  Dr. Rodney McKay : I can hear you!