Everybody Hates Chris (TV Series)

Everybody Hates Promises (2006)

Monica Anne Parales: Lisa

Quotes 

• Lisa : [to Chris]  I think you're a fraud. I think you were lying then, and I think you're lying now.

  Greg Wuliger : This is totally unfair because you've got a personal ax to grind.

  Lisa : What ax?

  Greg Wuliger : Your boyfriend Ping is running with Caruso and he lost. You just want revenge.

  Lisa : Ping is not my boyfriend.

  Greg Wuliger : He's not?

  Lisa : No!

  Greg Wuliger : Say, what are you doing after school?

  Chris : Greg!

  Greg Wuliger : Sorry!

• Chris : [while reading the school paper]  "Heist By Class President Foiled as Impeachment Looms"?

  Greg Wuliger : [to Lisa]  This is outrageous!

  Chris : How are you going to call me a liar? You're the liar. I'm not guilty. They found the real guys five minutes later.

  Lisa : I had a deadline. School was out in an hour and a half.

  Chris : You couldn't wait 30 minutes to find out whether your story was true or not?

  Lisa : You're the class president. This is the news. We wouldn't have printed it if you hadn't exhibited a pattern of behavior.

  Chris : What pattern?

  Narrator : Maybe I was guilty.

  Greg Wuliger : [to Lisa]  You're supposed to be a journalist. You can't in good conscience let this stand without printing a retraction. He's gonna lose his office.

  Lisa : I promise I'll print a retraction.

  [walks off] 

  Greg Wuliger : [to Chris]  What are you gonna do?

  Chris : I don't know. What can I do?