South Park (TV Series)

Make Love, Not Warcraft (2006)

Adrien Beard: Token Black

Quotes 

• [the team of World of Warcraft characters face off against the rogue griefer, who starts killing them off with his summoned scorpions] 

  Randy Marsh : [Valkorn the blond warrior, arriving]  Hey, Stan, can I play with you guys?

  [Stan's character turns around] 

  Stan : [surprised]  Dad?

  Randy Marsh : Yeah, I'm playing from the office.

  Stan : [angry]  Dad, get off our teamspeak line!

  [Valkorn walks off, and the griefer kills Token the black rogue] 

  Token : [angry]  That's it, I'm dead!

  [the griefer kills Stan the warrior] 

  Stan : [throws off his headset]  That's it, screw this game!

  Cartman : [backing away]  Now, leave me alone, don't do that...

  [the griefer electrocutes Cartman the dwarf with his dagger through the mallet, killing him and skipping away] 

  Cartman : [furiously throws off his headset]  God-fucking-dammit!

  [meanwhile in the apartment, the griefer just keeps plugging along] 

• Eric Cartman : We've learned the the four of us can't fight him alone, but if we all log in together, we might have a chance.

  Token : Hey yeah!

  Jimmy Volmer : We can really stick to that ass... munch.

  Clyde : Are you guys dumb? We can't beat him. Not even with all of us, it's a waste of time.

  Stan Marsh : Dude, we have to try.

  Clyde : I've got better things to do.

  Eric Cartman : Clyde, Clyde, if you had the chance right now to go back in time and stop Hitler, wouldn't you do it? I mean, I personally wouldn't; however, because I think it was awesome, but you would, right?

  Clyde : I'm just gonna stop playing.

  Eric Cartman : When Hitler rose to power, a lot of people just stopped playing. And you know who those people were? The French. Are you French, Clyde?

  Clyde : No.

  Eric Cartman : Voulez-vous cous chez avec-moi, Clyde?

  Clyde : Alright, alright, I'll do it.

  Jimmy Volmer : So what's the plan?

  Eric Cartman : Alright, log in tonight on your computers at precisely 7:30. We will meet here, near the planes of the Elwin Forest near West Fall. My friends, to victory!

• [a group of World of Warcraft characters are planning to defeat the griefer; Cartman the dwarf is marshaling his forces] 

  Cartman : All right, you guys, this is it! When the attack begins, all warriors click on Defensive Stance. Everyone else, wait for Craig to cast his Intellect Buff.

  Token : [black human rogue]  Okay.

  Craig : [Gnome mage]  Got it.

  Cartman : The battle is sure to be long, so make sure you have all your special abilities macroed to your keyboards.

  Jimmy Volmer : [Night Elf hunter with a beard]  All right, Eric. You can c-c-count on us.

  Timmy : [human priest]  Tim-maahh!

  Cartman : This shall be a day for all to remember! Let us bravely charge the fields of Azeroth! From with...

  Butters : [arrives in the same dwarf form as Cartman's]  Hey fellas!

  [Cartman's dwarf looks over, surprised] 

  Butters : Boy, this is neato, huh?

  Cartman : Butters? What the hell are you doing?

  Butters : I got World of Warcraft, like you said.

  Cartman : [angry]  You can't be the dwarf character, Butters, I'm the dwarf.

  Butters : Well, there's like only four races to choose from...

  Cartman : [shouts]  So pick another one! I'm the dwarf, you stupid asshole! Log out, create a new character, and log back in!

  Butters : [walks off grumbling]  I like Hello Kitty Island Adventure a lot more than this stuff.

  Stan : [warrior]  Come on, let's do this!

  Clyde : [second Night Elf hunter]  Yeah, my mom says I have to be in bed at 9:30.

  Cartman : [turns around and leads]  Then let's move out!

  [the others charge after him]