- Professor Roy Hinkley: Well, it must be their old abandoned Yacht, and this is silent picture equipment.
- Mrs. Lovey Howell: I just love those old silent pictures and those marvelous silent picture stars. Oh, look, darling. There's 'Theda Bara' And there's Little 'Mary Pickford' and 'Rudolph Valentino'.
- Professor Roy Hinkley: [the scene involving Gilligan and Mary Ann come s up when watching the film] Yes. Unfortunately, it's also the point Gilligan opened the door to the dark room.
- Thurston Howell III: [Suddenly the film inverts colors] Good heavens! X-rays!
- Thurston Howell III: [During the dialogue The Professor has with Ginger, each cut to the other has very bad close ups of parts of their heads and face] Well, What's that ugly thing?
- Gilligan: It's Ginger's mouth.
- [Ginger turns insulted]