- Butt-head: [watching a music video called Tales From the Hard Side] Tales From the Hard Side? Is that like... stories about stiffies?
- Beavis: Yeah. It's like, "Once upon a time, I had a stiffy, and I lived happily ever after. And that's my tale from the hard side. Thank you, I'm Beavis. Good night."
- Butt-head: If I had a story for every stiffy I ever had, I'd have, uh... several stories.
- Beavis: Yeah! Yeah, me too!