- Heffer Wolfe: Give me another double order of fries.
- Bartender: Sorry, pal. I think you've had enough.
- Heffer Wolfe: I'll tell you when I've had enough, you greasy plate jockey!
- Rocko: [reading off a piece of paper] Hi, I'm your wild stallion here to whisk you away.
- [looks up to see it's his date's father]
- Father Rabbit: You must be my little girl's date. Let me tell you something. You lay one paw on my daughter and you'll become my personal toothpick! YOU HEAR ME!
- Female Rabbit: Daddy, is that my date?
- Father Rabbit: Yes, dear. Now you two run along and have a GOOD TIME.
- Rocko: Yes, sir. We certainly will.
- Female Rabbit: [rushes Rocko to the car]
- Rocko: Your father seems like a real... great guy.
- Female Rabbit: [seductively] So, what do you wanna do?
- Rocko: Uh, well... uh, how 'bout I walk you back to the door.
- Female Rabbit: How 'bout we trade math equations, baby.
- Rocko: Aah!
- Farmer: [to Heffer] Hey, aren't you that guy on the milk cartons? A family of wolves came by here lookin' fer ya. Seem real upset. Mattera fact, they have a beaver with 'em.
- Grandpa Wolfe: I hope you're not letting the beaver eat off all the good china otherwise we'd have to smash the plates.
- Heffer Wolfe: [writing Rocko's personals ad] Marsupial with big hairy chest seeking female with same. Will suck the fillings out of your teeth if you let me. I am adventurous and will try anything once. Twice if you're lucky!
- Peter Wolfe: [dressed as a female cheerleader] That's my ride.
- George Wolfe: [screams and eyes pop] Virginiaaaaaaa!
- Virginia Wolfe: We were, uh... afraid to tell ya.
- Peter Wolfe: See? I told you he'd have a cow. No offense, Heffer.
- George Wolfe: HE'S A STEER!