- Elf Fan: You'll never be satisfied with a mortal woman because the Elf Wenches are so beautiful, you'll spend the rest of your life searching for that same beauty again.
- Nuclear Swan Fan: Wow. You're an idiot.
- Rocko: [reading from the classifieds] "Specialty Phone Operator"? I can do that. Can't I?
- Rocko: [as a specialty phone operator, stiltedly] Oh baby oh baby oh baby.
- Bev Bighead: [on the other end] Rocko?
- Rocko: Mrs. Bighead?
- [They both hang up]
- Rocko: [attempting to turn off the Suck-O-Matic] I must cease this senseless sucking. It's stuck in suck!
- Rocko, Heffer Wolfe: [reading from the manual] "How to Turn Off Your Suck-O-Matic".
- [the Suck-O-Matic sucks some pages from the manual]
- Rocko, Heffer Wolfe: [reading] "In case Suck-O-Matic sucks instructions, see page 101."
- [the Suck-O-Matic sucks some more pages from the manual]
- Rocko, Heffer Wolfe: [reading] "PREPARE TO DIE"?