Monk (TV Series)

Mr. Monk, Private Eye (2006)

Jason Gray-Stanford: Randall Disher

Quotes 

• Lt. Randall Disher : The sign said that you were the number one realtor in Northern California.

  Linda Fusco : [sarcastically]  Tell me something I don't know.

  Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : [drolly]  The elephant's the only mammal that can't jump.

  Linda Fusco : [perplexed]  Pardon me?

  Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : You said tell you something you don't know, and I told you that the only mammal who can't jump is your elephant.

• [Natalie, Stottlemeyer, and Disher finally locate Monk in the sea] 

  Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Hey, there he is! There's Monk! Twenty degrees to port.

  Lt. Randall Disher : What's that next to him, is it a life preserver?

  Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Nah, it looks like a toilet seat.

  Linda Fusco : Well, if it's floating, why doesn't he just grab it?

  Captain Leland Stottlemeyer , Lt. Randall Disher , Natalie Teeger : Uhhh...