Last of the Summer Wine (TV Series)

Has Anyone Seen a Peruvian Wart? (2005)

Peter Sallis: Clegg

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• [last lines] 

  Clegg : Crowcroft. So, I mean, how is he?

  Truly : Well, he was looking much better when he said goodbye.

  Clegg : Goodbye? Where's he going?

  Billy : Into a monastery he said.

  Truly : In Peru.

  Alvin : Maybe it's nice in Peru.

  Billy : Maybe there are no warts in Peru.

  Clegg : Huh. I must admit I've never seen a Peruvian with a wart. I was only thinking so this morning. I suppose we've led such sheltered lives. You get to our age and you've never seen a Peruvian with a wart.