The Addams Family (TV Series)

Dead and Breakfast (1992)

John Astin: Gomez Addams

Quotes 

• Morticia Addams : Oh, Gomez, are you thinking what I am?

  Gomez Addams : How could I forget, Tish? Dangerous criminals, a desperate scuffle, trapped hopelessly in hanging cages - QUERIDA!

  Morticia Addams : It was the most romantic night, our twenty-second date...

• [Wednesday and Pugsley hurl axes at their father] 

  Gomez Addams : You missed. A little lower next time!

• [Gomez and Morticia are trapped in iron cages] 

  Gomez Addams : And we thought these cages were belated anniversary gifts...

• Uncle Fester : Did someone mention family dance? Might I recommend the South Idaho Tongue Pull?

  Gomez Addams : On a Friday?

  Uncle Fester : Oh, yeah. Hey, how about the Face Slide?

  [the family cheers] 

• [last lines] 

  Gomez Addams : [dancing]  Fester, that was a long one!