Family Guy (TV Series)
Barely Legal (2006)
Alex Borstein: Lois Griffin, Tricia Takanawa, Deep Sea Trainer #3
Quotes
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Brian Griffin : The thing is, Meg is becoming a little enamored with me and I'm kind of losing control of the situation.
Lois Griffin : Oh, she's just grateful you took her to the dance.
Brian Griffin : Well, uh, I think it's more than that. Uh... so, here's the thing, and don't get mad. And that part I can't stress enough. That's a great shirt, by the way. Um, I may have made out with Meg.
[pause, then Lois punches Brian]
Brian Griffin : Okay, I had the coming.
Lois Griffin : What the hell is wrong with you, you sick bastard?
Brian Griffin : Look, I was drinking...
Lois Griffin : Oh, what a shock!
Brian Griffin : [sarcastically laughs] Look, the short version is, this morning, she made me eat her hair pie...
[Lois punches him again]
Brian Griffin : No, It's not what you think. Stewie had some, too.
[Lois punches him again]
Brian Griffin : Stop punching me!
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Peter Griffin : Holy crap! What the hell!
Joe Swanson : Brian, she's a teenager!
Peter Griffin : Yeah Brian, your doing the same thing that Mia Farrow did to that Chinaman that Woody Allen brought home from the circus!
Lois Griffin : Peter, hold on to that thought, because I'm gonna explain to you when we get home all the things that are wrong with that statement
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[Brian just confessed to Lois he and Meg made out at the prom]
Lois Griffin : Ugh! This is even worse than when you ate that bubblegum out of the garbage.
[cutaway to Lois in the kitchen, standing in front of the knock over trashcan; garbage is scattered all over the floor, Brian enters]
Lois Griffin : Brian, did you get into the garbage last night?
Brian Griffin : [nervous and obviously lying] Uh... no, why?
Lois Griffin : [irritated] Don't lie to me, Brian.
Brian Griffin : I'm not lying.
[Brian farts accidentally and he blows a huge pink bubble of gum from straight-out of his butt until it bursts into a quick, loud pop; Brian turns wide-eyed in shock and embarrassment]
