Family Guy (TV Series)

Barely Legal (2006)

Seth Green: Chris Griffin, Jimmy

Quotes 

• Meg Griffin : Hi, honey.

  [to Brian] 

  Brian Griffin : What?

  Meg Griffin : I was thinking about our kiss last night. I never knew how flat and wide your tongue is.

  Brian Griffin : Yeahhh

  Meg Griffin : You know, I've thought about how you stood up for me at the dance, and all the nice things you said. We should totally be boyfriend and girlfriend!

  Brian Griffin : Well Meg, you know, it's strange... I... I think I may be gay. um, I saw this penis on the internet today, and I thought to myself, "Well that's just fine!"

  Meg Griffin : I'm going to the mall the later, maybe you can come and help me pick out some underwear.

  Brian Griffin : Uhh, I don't think that's going to be a possibility, uhhh, I have plans, with Chris! Chris and I have plans this afternoon!

  Chris Griffin : [Chris walks by]  We do?

  Brian Griffin : Yeah, yeah! We're doing that thing, we're doing what you usually do on a Thursday afternoon!

  Chris Griffin : Masturbate?

  Brian Griffin : That's it, that's what we're going to do together.

  Chris Griffin : Well, maybe back to back, but I gotta tell you, I'm not 100% on this.

• [Meg has just come through the front door and flopped down on the couch next to Brian, sobbing] 

  Brian Griffin : [awkwardly]  Uh, so... Meg... how was school?

  Meg Griffin : It was horrible! There's a dance Friday night and no one wants to go with me. Even my back-up guy had plans!

  [cutaway to Meg talking to her would-be date at his front door] 

  Meg Griffin : Hi, Jimmy. Um, I heard you didn't have a date to the dance and I was wondering if you'd like to go with me.

  Jimmy : Oh, uh... I, uh... hang on.

  [Jimmy runs inside and closes the door; two gunshots are heard; Jimmy opens the door, crying] 

  Jimmy : I'd love to go, Meg, but... I have to go to my little brother's funeral that night.