Monk (TV Series)
Mr. Monk and the Class Reunion (2006)
Jason Gray-Stanford: Lieutenant Randy Disher
Quotes
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Lt. Randall Disher : Captain. I uh, tracked down Kalimarakis. I don't think he's our guy. Number One: it turns out he was allowed to join the Olympic swim team as an alternate. He got a waiver.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : So there's no motive.
Lt. Randall Disher : Right, Number Two: he's dead. He died in 1995, and Number Three: He moved to Europe in the late 80s, so there's no record of him ever returning to the United States...
[Stottlemeyer interrupts]
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Randy? Randy? Excuse me. Sorry to interrupt you, but could you repeat Number Two again?
Lt. Randall Disher : Okey-doke. Uh, he's dead.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Right... See, I probably would have stopped reading after Number Two. In fact I would have read Number Two first.
Lt. Randall Disher : You would have switched them?
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Yeah. But that's just me. And probably every other adult on the planet Earth.
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Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : [examining a crime scene] A lot of gravity in these stairwells.
[to Randy]
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : I just used the elevator. Why didn't she? Was it broken?
[Randy starts to check his notes]
Lt. Randall Disher : Uhhhh...
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : If you don't know, just say it.
Lt. Randall Disher : I don't know.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : [to a cop standing over Katherine Rutherford's body] Hey are there any beads down there?
Uniform Cop : No sir.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : If she slipped on the beads, why didn't any of them roll away?
[Randy looks in his notebook]
Lt. Randall Disher : Beads, beads, beads...
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : You don't know. Randy, this is wrong.
[He picks up an intact portion of necklace and walks down to the body]
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : This is very wrong.
[to the officers]
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Lift up her head.
[Stottlemeyer puts the intact portion of the necklace around Katherine's neck, but it doesn't fit]
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : It doesn't fit; it's too small. Okay, we're changing gears. Lock down this stairwell from the basement to the roof. Call the watch commander; this is now a homicide investigation.
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[Randy is at his desk, and noticing something, he rushes into Stottlemeyer's office]
Lt. Randall Disher : Captain? The lapel pin. I just remembered where I saw it.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : When?
Lt. Randall Disher : Just now at my desk.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : No I mean... tell me about the pin, Randy.
Lt. Randall Disher : Monk. He's been wearing the same pin all week for his 25th college reunion.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : I think you're right. Did the victim go to Berkeley?
Lt. Randall Disher : No, she worked there. She was a nurse at the university clinic for, like, 20 years.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : But she didn't graduate, so this isn't her pin.
Lt. Randall Disher : The killer.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : It fell off the killer... which means the killer is at the reunion... with Monk?