Vapid Shallow Models Must Die! (Video 2006) Poster

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wanderingman626 February 2007
Warning: Spoilers
Despite what the other reviewer wrote, he misunderstood the subtle subtext and innuendoes throughout the complex plot line of this movie. This movie represents the migratory habits of the Australian flightless emu, a bird indigenous to Australia, represented by the narrator in the film, Digitz. His speed, cunning and guile are belied by his untenable looks and, like the emu, avoids heavily populated areas, dense forests and arid lands. It is not without notice, the coincidental way in which the emu has but three toes; one for each of the vapid models killed in this film. The "long-haired guy" in this film is symbolic of the fact that on very hot days, emus pant to maintain their body temperature, their lungs working as evaporative coolers and, unlike some other species, the resulting low levels of carbon dioxide in the blood do not appear to cause alkalosis.

IN SUMMARY: I hope to God that the person who posted the previous comment was merely having a laugh, as I have just done. I have seen my share of bad movies, in fact probably everyone's share, but this tops them all by leaps and bounds. This makes any Ed Wood film seem like Citizen Kane. This may make some of you run out to see just how bad it is but I urge you DO NOT RENT THIS FILM. It is not "campy bad" or "funny bad" or "have friends over for popcorn and laugh how bad it is bad." It is just BAD!!!!
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