- Dumpling: Listen, sweet-cheeks. If that's for another girl, there's a pig knuckle sandwich with your name on it.
- [first lines]
- Cadpig: Are you all aware that tomorrow is Valentine's Day? A joyous celebration of the power and importance of love and friendship. And the ultimate guilt trip. The opportunity to give a Valentine to someone who didn't give you one... and watch 'em squirm. I love it.
- Spot: She scares me sometimes.
- Rolly: Only sometimes?
- Anita Dearly: What's in the box, dear?
- Roger Dearly: [Roger is hiding a box in the back of his shirt] What box? Oh, oh, you mean this box? Oh. I'm, uh, I'm working on new video game, the Hunchbox of Notre Dame.