- Lt. Pug: You can take a chicken out of the hen house, but you can't take the smell out of a chicken! P.U.!
- [first lines]
- Sgt. Tibbs: Ready, Lucky? Tripod? On your mark, get set... Lieutenant Pug, sir!
- Lt. Pug: While Colonel Creampuff is away, I'm in charge! Got it?
- Sgt. Tibbs: Yes, sir. How very "take charge" of you, sir.
- Lt. Pug: On your mark, get set, go!
- [last lines]
- Anita Dearly: Roger. Here's the purse, right here. Oh, thank goodness.
- Spot: We did it. We returned Anita's purse and saved the farm.
- Lucky: [on a walkie-talkie] To think, we were gonna spend that money like it was ours. Over.
- Rolly: [on a walkie-talkie] Roger that. It's just like posing as a security guard. Over.