- Stimpson J. "Stimpy" Cat: Did that bad man pinch you up?
- Ren Höek: Just put me down Stimpy.
- Lifeguard: Hey you you're that chiminny sand crab guy! You son of a bitch you made me kiss you! Wait till i get my hairs on you!
- Ren Höek: Help!
- Stimpson J. "Stimpy" Cat: Oh hi Ren gee this is a good job isn't it?
- Ren Höek: You idiot! I'm sinking over here! Help! Stimpy help!
- Stimpson J. "Stimpy" Cat: I'm coming honey!
- Stimpson J. "Stimpy" Cat: Wow Ren. What a great idea you had to come to the beach today. I didn't know your in to such good clean wholesome fun.
- Ren Höek: Yeah yeah. Wholesome.
- Beachball Girl: My ball! My ball! Darn you you slippery old ball!
- Stimpson J. "Stimpy" Cat: And isn't this fresh air great Ren?
- Ren Höek: That's right Stimpy. Fresh air's good for the lungs. It pumps them up and makes them healthy.
- Beachball Girl: I just can't keep my hands on that ball.
- Stimpson J. "Stimpy" Cat: And don't forget how important exercise is Ren.
- Ren Höek: Oh i love exercise!
- Ren Höek: Women. I've had it with them. Running along the beach. Going to put rubber stuff on their rib cages. Try and get me exited will they? Well it's not going work anymore.