Boy Meets World (TV Series)
Once in Love with Amy (1994)
Ben Savage: Cory Matthews
Quotes
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Cory Matthews : [Minkus is devastated after he gives a wrong answer in class] So what. So you're not a genius any more.
Stuart Minkus : Right. Now I'm just a brainless, pathetic moron without a clue.
Shawn Hunter : Trust me. It's not so bad.
Stuart Minkus : [they go over the problem again, but Minkus is inconsolable] Look at me. What have I become?
Shawn Hunter : A brainless, pathetic moron. We just went over this material.
Stuart Minkus : They say the short-term memory is the first thing to go.
Cory Matthews : Who says that?
Stuart Minkus : I forgot!
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Eric Matthews : You know the big difference between guys and girls? Girls want committment, guys want girls.
Cory Matthews : What's the matter with committment?
Eric Matthews : You are so eleven.
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Cory Matthews : If there's no bowling league why is my mom going out with this big, heavy-
[Cory picks up Amy's bowling bag and stops when it registers that it lacks a bowling ball]
Cory Matthews : Eric, something's wrong. This doesn't weigh anything.
Eric Matthews : Maybe Mom forgot her ball.
[They open the bag and pull out two red heels]
Shawn Hunter : And if those are bowling shoes there should be a number on the back just above the spike heel.
Cory Matthews : Eric, what does this mean?
Eric Matthews : [Eric pulls out a slinky, short, black dress] It means Mom's going to be flashing some leg when she picks up that 7-10 split.
Cory Matthews : [Cory takes out a matchbook and reads it] "La Buggy-a."
Eric Matthews : La Bugia? That's that fancy dinner place seniors always take their prom dates.
Cory Matthews : Why would Mom be going there?
Eric Matthews : Maybe Mom's dating a senior. I mean, everybody else is.