Garfield and Friends (TV Series)
Attention Getting Garfield/U.S. Acres: Swine Trek/It Must Be True! (1989)
Gregg Berger: Odie, Orson Pig, Floyd Mouse, Herman the Mailman, Weasel
Quotes
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Garfield : [walks past Floyd] Hi, Floyd. Haven't seen you on the show this season.
[Floyd is busy setting up his house and doesn't notice Garfield]
Garfield : I said, "Hi, Floyd"!
Floyd Mouse : [startled] Yipes! Oh, hiya, Garfield.
Garfield : Even mice don't notice me.
Floyd Mouse : Hey, how's Odie these days?
Garfield : How's Odie? Why don't you ask how I am? Nobody pays attention to me!
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Floyd Mouse : Some people like dogs.
Garfield : A lesser cat would feel threatened by Odie's popularity, but I'm too big to let it bother me. Besides, my favorite show's on.
[Garfield turns on the TV]
Announcer : [on TV] Ladies and gentlemen, Odie and Friends!
Garfield : ODIE and Friends?
[to Floyd]
Garfield : We are very close to the end of civilization as we know it.
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Floyd Mouse : [after watching the theme to Odie and Friends] What a disgusting, insulting, unfair TV show, but it's a hit, though.
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[Orson dreams of him and his crew as Star Trek characters]
Lanolin : [as Nyota Uhura] We just got a distress call, but there was a lot of static and then some clicks and then they hung up.
Orson Pig : [as Captain Kirk] What do you think that means, Wade?
Wade Duck : [as Dr. McCoy] How should I know? I'm a duck, not the widget to alignment!
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Roy Rooster : [as Hikaru Sulu] Surely we're not diverting our course to find out who made that call.
Orson Pig : Since our five-year mission is to go where nobody's ever been before, we must check it out. And don't call me Shirley.
[Booker, as Pavel Chekov, speaks to Roy in Russian]
Roy Rooster : What did he say?
Orson Pig : It was "That'll teach you to shut your beak, Capitalist comb head."
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[Orson tells his crew to beam up an object the Porkons dropped]
Roy Rooster : Surely you're not gonna bring it aboard.
Orson Pig : We've got no choice if we want to find out what it is, and stop calling me Shirley.
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[Orson, who has recovered from his cold, is wearing a space suit while taking care of his friends, who have all caught his cold]
Roy Rooster : Surely you gotta have some dishes.
Orson Pig : I do... and don't call me Shirley.