Rocko's Modern Life (TV Series)

Leap Frogs/Bedfellows (1993)

Tom Kenny: Heffer Wolfe, Additional Voices

Quotes 

• Heffer Wolfe : Hey, Rocko!

  Rocko : What have you done?!

  Heffer Wolfe : Pretty cool, huh? Gave all your old stuff to charity.

  Rocko : You...!

  Heffer Wolfe : You can thank me over dinner. I made us my specialty.

  [Rocko and Heffer go to the kitchen.] 

  Heffer Wolfe : Voila! The Heffer Deluxe!

  Rocko : [takes a bite]  Heffer, this is bonza! What's in it?

  Heffer Wolfe : Well, let's see, there's pickled banana shavings, gym socks, canned haggis, beetle bladder, real processed head cheese, salt peter, reconstituted corn sweat, the finest barley and hops.

  [Heffer's dish starts to crawl away so he stabs it] 

  Heffer Wolfe : Hmmm now where was I, pot ash, sulfur, mono sodium glutamate, and vegetable catalidge as a binding agent.

• Heffer Wolfe : I had this wild dream. Electric eels were biting my butt.

• Heffer Wolfe : Rocko, living here has allowed me to explore new facets of my personality. I am a nudist.