Family Guy (TV Series)

Hell Comes to Quahog (2006)

David Boat: Alex the Lion, Richard Gere

Quotes 

• Man : Dude, this car kicks ass, and I can watch Madagascar while I'm driving.

  Alex the Lion : What kind of music do you like, Gloria?

  Gloria the Hippo : Hippo-hop. WOOHOO! Yeah, baby!

  Man : Dude, those animals are so fucking funny they make me wanna merge without looking!

  [merges and causes a fiery pile-up behind him] 

  Man : Yeah, Rumsfeld!

• Peter Griffin : [after receiving news that he's being laid off]  Man, this sucks worse than Easter Sunday at Richard Gere's house.

  [flashback to Peter and Richard Gere standing outside. An Easter egg is lying on the ground in front of Peter] 

  Richard Gere : Okay, find the Easter egg.

  Peter Griffin : I know where it is. It's in your butt!

  Richard Gere : No.

  Peter Griffin : Yeah... I know the story. It's in your butt!

  Richard Gere : Mr. Griffin, if you'd just look on the ground for five seconds, I'm sure you'd find it.

  Peter Griffin : Nope, in your butt!

  Richard Gere : Look, I'm tired of this stupid rumor!

  Peter Griffin : In your butt!

  Richard Gere : Mr. Griffin...

  Peter Griffin : [interrupting]  Butt!

  Richard Gere : Mr. Griffin...

  Peter Griffin : [interrupting]  Butt!

  Richard Gere : You know what? Just get the hell out of here!

  Peter Griffin : Fine! Weirdo!

  [a rodent crawls out from Richard Gere's pant legs, grabs the Easter Egg, and runs back into the pant legs]