- 911 Operator: 911, what's your emergency?
- Beavis: Butt-head's choking... on chicken.
- 911 Operator: Ok, have you heimliched the victim?
- Beavis: Did I lick his rectum? NO WAY! Well one time we were playing truth or dare and...
- 911 Operator: Sir, do you want to save your friend's life?
- Beavis: Ummmmmm, he's not really my friend.
- [hangs up]