- Ward Cleaver: You know, it's funny. You boys hardly know these players' names. When I was a boy, I thought they'd never be forgotten.
- Wallace 'Wally' Cleaver: Yeah, but now they got a whole bunch of new guys who will never be forgotten!
- Ward Cleaver: Guess that's the way it goes, Wally!
- Ward Cleaver: I just had to chase Larry away.
- June Cleaver: I hope you weren't mean to Larry.
- Ward Cleaver: I wasn't mean, dear, I was just firm.
- Wallace 'Wally' Cleaver: Gosh Dad, Larry's just a kid. I don't know if he knows the difference.
- Theodore Cleaver: Y'know, Wally, that's neat, Dad savin' a baseball, sorta like he was a kid.
- Wallace 'Wally' Cleaver: Well, even when you grow up you've still got some kid left in ya.
- Theodore Cleaver: Yeah. I guess that's why, once in a while, you even hear grown-ups laughing.