Leave It to Beaver (TV Series)
Beaver's Poster (1961)
Jerry Mathers: The Beaver
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Quotes
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Theodore Cleaver : Hey, Wally! What are you shinin' your shoes for?
Wally Cleaver : For tomorrow.
Theodore Cleaver : Oh. Is your school making you go to church?
Wally Cleaver : Of course not. I just don't want to look creepy, that's all.
Theodore Cleaver : Well, if it's not church, it must be girls. Those are the only two things I ever heard of that make a guy shine his shoes.
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Gilbert Bates : Can I paint a colonial soldier with blood on him?
Miss Alice Landers : Well, just so you don't overdo it, Gilbert. Do you have an idea, Beaver?
Theodore Cleaver : Well, I might draw an Indian with an arrow in him, only Gilbert's got dibs on blood.