- Nermal: There's no such thing as giant mutant guppies. Don't you grow any! Wh-what if there are giant mutant guppies in the sewers, living under the street? GARFIELD!
- Wade Duck: Uh, Orson, could I make a wish?
- Orson Pig: This isn't a wishing well, Wade.
- Wade Duck: Oh, please Orson, just one teensy weensy wish?
- Orson Pig: Wade, this is an ordinary well, it's connected to the river and it brings water to us.
- Wade Duck: PLEASE, ORSON!
- Orson Pig: All right, go ahead.
- Wade Duck: Uh, I wish, I wish that nothing else would ever scare me.
- Orson Pig: GIANT RADIOACTIVE MUTANT GUPPIES!
- Mutant Guppy: Uh, come on, guys, let's go see if we can get a guest shot on the Muppet Babies, what do you say?
- Wade Duck: Orson, help!
- [crashes into Orson]
- Wade Duck: Mayday! Hide me! Save me from a fate approximately equal to death! Oh, help!
- Orson Pig: Wade, stop it. You're always panicking. Now tell me just what is so scary.
- [Wade points ahead and Roy appears]
- Roy Rooster: Hey, Orson, I just got a new joke book.
- Orson Pig: You're right, Wade. That IS dangerous.