Garfield and Friends (TV Series)

Maine Course/U.S. Acres: No Laughing Matter/Attack of the Mutant Guppies (1989)

Howard Morris: Wade Duck, Wart, Wolf, Worm

Quotes 

• Wade Duck : Uh, Orson, could I make a wish?

  Orson Pig : This isn't a wishing well, Wade.

  Wade Duck : Oh, please Orson, just one teensy weensy wish?

  Orson Pig : Wade, this is an ordinary well, it's connected to the river and it brings water to us.

  Wade Duck : PLEASE, ORSON!

  Orson Pig : All right, go ahead.

  Wade Duck : Uh, I wish, I wish that nothing else would ever scare me.

  Orson Pig : GIANT RADIOACTIVE MUTANT GUPPIES!

  Mutant Guppy : Uh, come on, guys, let's go see if we can get a guest shot on the Muppet Babies, what do you say?

• Wade Duck : Orson, help!

  [crashes into Orson] 

  Wade Duck : Mayday! Hide me! Save me from a fate approximately equal to death! Oh, help!

  Orson Pig : Wade, stop it. You're always panicking. Now tell me just what is so scary.

  [Wade points ahead and Roy appears] 

  Roy Rooster : Hey, Orson, I just got a new joke book.

  Orson Pig : You're right, Wade. That IS dangerous.