- Stephanie Tanner: Can I ask a question? Aren't I too young to get pimples?
- Danny Tanner: Uh-oh. Stephanie, those aren't pimples. I think they're chicken pox.
- Stephanie Tanner: Chicken pox? I caught something from a chicken?
- Joey Gladstone: I never had them and I never will. I'm immune to chicken pox.
- Jesse Cochran: You can't be immune to chicken pox, huh!
- Joey Gladstone: Ever kid in my school had them but me. I guess when you're an awesome physical specimen like my own bad self, germs take one look at my body and say, 'Hey, why waste our time?'
- Jesse Cochran: Women say the same thing.
- Joey Gladstone: That's right.