Monk (TV Series)
Mr. Monk and the Actor (2006)
Jason Gray-Stanford: Randall Disher
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Quotes
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Actor Playing Stottlemeyer : [talking on fake cellphone] Uh look, I know he's a bit eccentric, but Adrian Monk is the best damn investigator I've ever had so you tell the mayor if he goes I go.
[pauses]
Actor Playing Stottlemeyer : That's right.
Actor Playing Stottlemeyer : Lt. Disher! Lt. Disher, you got a minute?
Actress Playing Disher : [Actor Playing Disher walks in] Yes Captain.
Actor Playing Stottlemeyer : Uh what the hell do I say? I got it. The victim, the victim just received a check for fifty-thousand dollars. Pretty weird time to kill yourself. What do you think?
Actress Playing Disher : I'll tell you what I think. I think the department doesn't appreciate you enough.
[gets closer to Actor Playing Stottlemeyer]
Actor Playing Stottlemeyer : Randy, what are you doing?
Actress Playing Disher : I'm doing what you taught me to do Captain, following my instincts.
[she and Actor Playing Stottlemeyer start kissing]
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : That never happened.
Lt. Randall Disher : Not even once.