Monk (TV Series)

Mr. Monk and the Actor (2006)

Andrea Bogart: Actress Playing Disher

Quotes 

• Actor Playing Stottlemeyer : [talking on fake cellphone]  Uh look, I know he's a bit eccentric, but Adrian Monk is the best damn investigator I've ever had so you tell the mayor if he goes I go.

  [pauses] 

  Actor Playing Stottlemeyer : That's right.

  Actor Playing Stottlemeyer : Lt. Disher! Lt. Disher, you got a minute?

  Actress Playing Disher : [Actor Playing Disher walks in]  Yes Captain.

  Actor Playing Stottlemeyer : Uh what the hell do I say? I got it. The victim, the victim just received a check for fifty-thousand dollars. Pretty weird time to kill yourself. What do you think?

  Actress Playing Disher : I'll tell you what I think. I think the department doesn't appreciate you enough.

  [gets closer to Actor Playing Stottlemeyer] 

  Actor Playing Stottlemeyer : Randy, what are you doing?

  Actress Playing Disher : I'm doing what you taught me to do Captain, following my instincts.

  [she and Actor Playing Stottlemeyer start kissing] 

  Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : That never happened.

  Lt. Randall Disher : Not even once.