Drake & Josh (TV Series)
Dance Contest (2007)
Drake Bell: Drake Parker
Quotes
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Josh Nichols : Hey, where were you after school today?
Drake Parker : Ah, Mr. Chang kept me after class to talk about my "poor performance" this semester. I got, like, a thirty-minute lecture.
Josh Nichols : Ugh. What'd he say?
Drake Parker : I don't know. He started off with "Drake, you need to start paying more attention," and after that I kind of zoned out.
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Coach Remmers : Hi, I'm, uh, Drake's gym coach.
Audrey Parker-Nichols : Oh, hi. I'm Drake's mom.
Coach Remmers : You're his mother?
Audrey Parker-Nichols : Yeah. Is... something wrong?
Coach Remmers : Well, it's just that Drake told me that when he was four-years-old both his parents were lost at sea.
Audrey Parker-Nichols : Lost at sea?
Coach Remmers : Yes, ma'am. I, uh... I thought you were dead.
Audrey Parker-Nichols : Drake told you...
[Drake enters]
Drake Parker : [shocked] Coach Remmers!
Drake Parker : [looking at his mother] Mom, you're alive!
[hugs her]
Audrey Parker-Nichols : Drake...
Drake Parker : Oh, just hold me!
Audrey Parker-Nichols : Oh, stop it.
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[Drake's failing gym class]
Coach Remmers : You see, Drake hasn't shown up for gym class for SEVERAL months.
Audrey Parker-Nichols : [incredulously] "Months?"
Coach Remmers : [to Drake] And if you fail gym, you have to repeat eleventh grade.
Drake Parker : What to do? Why didn't you tell me that earlier?
Coach Remmers : You never COME TO CLASS!
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Josh Nichols : Number two stinks.
Drake Parker : [chuckling] "Number two stinks."
Josh Nichols : Grow up!